5 Times Green Lantern (John Stewart) Popped The Trunk to Prove He’s The Best Sniper In The DC Universe

You can’t tell me Green Lantern, John Stewart, isn’t the coldest member in the Green Lantern Corp. Period. John Stewart got more bodies on him than any C.I.A. plot. You don’t hear me, Green Lantern John Stewart of space sector…

You can’t tell me Green Lantern, John Stewart, isn’t the coldest member in the Green Lantern Corp. Period. John Stewart got more bodies on him than any C.I.A. plot. You don’t hear me, Green Lantern John Stewart of space sector 2814.2 is really, really with the shits. There are few Green Lanterns that have made harder calls or gotten their hands dirtier. This stems from John Stewart’s background as a sniper for the U.S. Marines. When Stewart got on the roster for Justice League: The Animated Series cartoon, he was given a military backstory along with his architecture background. This was retconned into his comic books origin as well. Maaaaaan, listen. Under Geoff Johns, Stewart becomes an insanely talented Sniper. I’m talking Call of Duty “who’s that camping out” level talent. “Oh my god, I don’t even hear the shots” level talent. John Stewart out here watching John Wick movies before missions where he gotta bend the block. Leon from The Professional would say, “Jesus Johnny” watching Stewart work. When John Stewart loads the clip, somebody gots to fucking go.   Who John Stewart shot ya!   I spent a weekend going over John Stewart’s best sniper shots. It’s safe to say, John Stewart is Bret “The Hitman” Hart with the choppa. He shot off fellow corpsman, Isamot Kol’s arm (he’s a lizard-like alien, so it grew back) in order to free him from an enemy. Dude threw hands with a planet full of zombies with Uzi’s, AR’s, and grenades. I mean, who does that? In New 52 universe…

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