Writer: Mark Waid
Art: Chris Samnee
Yo Boy Matt M-Dock is back again. Last month we saw the purple man get his ass whooped by his own kids. Now his children out running amok as a hive mind making people let them do what they want. It’s looking like children of the corn out this motherfucker.
Matt was thinking bout his book deal with Foggy and Kirstin (whose dad offered him 8 mill for this story). Foggy and Kirstin RIIIIIIIIIIP Matt on his writing as if he was about to put out a poetry chap book (slam poetry joke. Yall don’t hear me tho). Matt may save lives but they said his writing style is straight hot garbage. Foggy also told Matt “you sure you trying to go back down that memory lane cause your…life…kinda..suuuuuuuuuuuucked for a long while”.
Before we get into that Matt has to face off against the Purple Man’s badass kids. Their powers work differently whereas their father telepathy convinces you to do his bidding they actually make you feel and think to their will. Their powers derive from a range of emotions that puts M-Dock all up in the feels and against the ropes.
The art was great on Samnee’s end and this issue got us under the facade of the devil-may-care act that Matt has been putting up for months. Sun, gets broken down badly. I’m talking going through the motions bad. That ending tho?
Read this book man.