Disney Got Fox’s Corners, So Now What Comic Book Stories Do We Want?

Yes, it finally happened. Disney went checking through the couch cushions and found $52 Billion dollars lying around so that they could buy the majority of 21st Century Fox’s business. So while there is a ton of other high-stakes ramifications from this, we Black Nerd Problems, yo. Our immediate thought was finally, now the Marvel Cinematic Universe is almost complete! Now that X-Men, Fantastic Four, and other franchises got some money put on their books, we can finally stop treating our dream storylines from Marvel Comics like fantasies that will never come true. Here are the storylines we hope the MCU can now make a reality. So Two Titans Walk Into Wakanda and Ask Where the Vibranium At Listen, I’ma tell you like a young Shuri told me, this vibranium ain’t loyal. If there’s anything I want now that the MCU is being made whole, it’s gotta be that Doomwar. That’s right, take me back to Wakanda, fam. Hit me with that lore of Dr. Doom and his Doombots trying to take out the whole bloodline. Show me King T’Challa up in that ICU fighting for his life. SHOW ME STORM GOING TO THE AFTERLIFE WITH NO GUARANTEE OF COMING BACK FIGHTING TO SAVE HER HUSBAND FROM DEATH. WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!?! Shuri’s ascension to Black Panther. Fighting with warring tribes of Wakanda. The T’Challa rebirth and diving into questionable mystic arts. Your boy lost round one to Doom, but he been back in the spiritual gym, experimenting with different planes of existence getting ready for that rematc…