Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: David Marquez
MILES MORALES WAS NEVER HERE FOR THE FUCK BOY SHIT!! MILES MORALES IS A WALKING NO FLEX ZONE! *Otis Redding scream*. Come on man, come on man. Bendis delivered this issue with yet another fight between Osborn. Norman was talking that shit holding the weight of Papa Morales’ past over Miles. Soon as Osborn hit’em with that metaphorical “I am your father” shit? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, listen!
Norman tried to flee the scene, Peter Parker alley-oop’d a web-shooter to Miles, what proceeds to then happen is the greatest air combo in the history of the Marvel universe. Bruh, Miles Morales’ with one web-shooter was tagging Norman with the Mayweather meets E. Honda hands (in the air), flipped off Norman’s chest with the Gabrielle Douglass dismount (in. the. air), then hit’em with the Mortal Kombat Scorpion “Get over here” web-line for the rest of the 3 course dinner combo (IN THE FUCKING AIR). Even Peter Parker and Daisy (looking up IN THE SKY) had to say, “Dayuuuuuuum Miles”.
Norman caught that Hardy Boyz team work from Peter and Miles. His lights got put out permanently this time, which leaves more questions than answers (Daisy put three rounds to his melon to be sure too). Peter plans on going zero dark thirty and gives Miles his blessing to be Spider-Man, more importantly apologizing for taking his web-shooters. Peter said,”You got the juice/shooters now”. We also get the return of the man we’ve been looking for all along. Daddy Morales is finally back with some answers Miles needs to hear.
Oh yeah, and Kate Bishop is family deep in Hydra