Season’s Greetings from Thanos in the ‘Avengers Endgame’ Trailer

You know how it is when you lose loved ones and then the holidays roll around and you miss those loved ones the most? Then why the hell did the Marvel roll this damn trailer out around Christmas, yo? Black Panther just got nominated for some Emmys and then we gotta get reminded that T’Challa Wakanda soil and bluegrass right now? I say gotdamn, man.

This shit open with Tony doing his Captain’s Log, stranded in privileged space saying his last words to Pepper. Cuz…he ain’t never had time to speak to her before he was dying but I digress…
Yo, Thanos so disrespectful man. Dude done put his armor up like a scarecrow while he doing the Gladiator Elysium Fields walk through the crops. Your boy probably a fuckin’ farmer now. Wipe out half of humanity and shuck this corner, nucka.

Avengers Endgame

And the big moment everyone talking about (cuz let’s be honest, not much happens in this shit, this is a two minute teaser trailer if we keepin’ it 1-hunned) is RONIN AKA HAWKEYE AKA “I WAS SOMEWHERE SECURING THE BAG FOR MY FAM WHILE Y’ALL WAS GETTING THE BRAKES BEAT OFF YOU BY THANOS” BAAAAAAACK. Your boy out here doing his dirt in the same streets that Scarlett whitewashed Ghost in the Shell in.

Avengers Endgame

Oh, and Ant-Man being Ant-Man. Your boy came out of the Quantum Realm to see his team reduced to 3 minutes worth of Endust wipe down.

Hopefully we get another trailer soon with some action, some Black people, reclaiming our time stone, etc. But for now, thanks for bringing us back into our feelings, jerks. Merry Christmas to you too, Marvel.

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  • JLuxe

    *Cackling while reading this* I watched that trailer numerous times yesterday and am still trying to figure out how Ant Man found his way out of the quantum realm on his own. Glad to see Hawkeye back, even if he is now Ronin. He always look pissed. I was annoyed by Tony for some reason. He’s had numerous chances to get his life right. He can go for all I care…lol. Oh, yeah, BNP is life!

  • LaShaun M Kotaran

    This review was awesome as fuck! 😂😂😂😂 You were the thoughts in my head and I cackled with glee hearing them translated!!!

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