Storm Movie? Hell Yeah! Halle Berry? Ehhh…

So we need to talk about this Halle Berry/Storm shit, fam. Like, drop your kids off at school, brew your coffee, and tell your job you gonna be a half hour late because this shit is serious, yo. In case you hadn’t heard, Halle how-my-Storm-hair-look-oh-terrible-that’s-cool-I’ll-change-it-next-movie-anyway Berry told the press that she loves Storm (I need to see the receipts) and would love to see a solo film for the character. Also that fans should let Fox know if that’s what they want. Look, we’ve all been there when that family member we don’t like all that much comes up with a great idea for a family gathering or some shit and you’re real hesitant to admit it’s a good idea because you don’t want that freeloading muthafucka to get credit for that shit. Of course we want a Storm movie, fam. Folks been waiting on a Storm film! We’ve been wanting a Storm film longer than we’ve been waiting for someone to explain what the point of Gambit was in the X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But what are you prepared to sacrifice to have a Storm film out there? I mean, once upon a time after watching Michelle Pheiffer kill it in Batman Returns, I wanted a Catwoman movie. Over a decade later, we got the aforementioned Halle Berry as Prentice Powell, hopping around in leather and dunking on Benjamin Bratt. Mama said there would be castings like this. More Halle Berry as Storm? Bruh, AIN’T NOBODY COMIN’ TO SEE YOU OTIS! NEVER FORGET [divider type=”space_thin”] To be fair, on two counts: One, Halle…