Spider-Man: Homecoming Dropped The Trailer And The Fader On Us

“I’m home, and they’ve been missin’ me since I’ve been gone.”- Gym Class Heroes

You know when a song comes out and you not really fucking with it? Then the remix comes out and you’re like oh… okay this goes hard. Then your fave artist drops their remix and you flip the table? You at work bouncing to the ridic of it with the disgusted pleased face? Yeah, that’s Spider-Man Homecoming, the third remix and Marvel is your fave that just handed in their 16 bars. They big mama’d Sony on some, lemme check your homework shit. Lemme make sure the math adds up shit. That shit looked good and they shouted “PUT IT OUT, YE'”.

Excuse me for a moment…

Sony was showing they ass in class and gotta hold Marvel pockets (not you though, Andrew Garfield. You more than good, baby. You get another 30 minutes of recess, brethren.) It looks like the third time is the charm, man. Look at that story being told, man. *grabs your face* Look at it! Do you see?! Do you see?! We got Peter Parker aka Parks & Wrecks going through high-school (yet again), but more believable this time as Tom Holland is younger but also has Tony Stark in a role that’s more of a producer than mentor. In this setting, Stark is like MC Search from 3rd Base and Parker is Nas. We’re getting a story from Spider-Man that’s requiring him to prove himself in the field, but that cast though, man. This is an interesting take in having Parker being this much younger than Tony Stark and in this type of relationship (even though it…