Wakanda Barbershop – Episode Six: Heroes Watch The Republican National Convention

*It’s a Monday night in Wakanda as Otis is the last barber working for the night. Adam Brashear aka Blue Marvel is in chair number one getting a cut.* Otis: I appreciate you coming here like you do Adam, but considering you don’t even get older anymore, you know your hair don’t grow either, right brotha? Adam: I still like to keep it up tight, Otis. My hair already gray, it can’t be lookin’ scraggly. Just the edge up will work. *Otis turns channel to CNN* Otis: I forgot the Republicans were on TV tonight. Adam: Jesus, Otis. This shit is painful. I remember when the racism in politics wasn’t so blatant. Otis: Brotha, you older than me, you absolutely remember when the racism was this blatant. Adam: True. Otis: Did this dude from Iowa just say that “what other subgroup of people contributed more to western civilization” than white people? Adam: Jesus, don’t let Apocalypse hear that shit. Dude will raise the rivers again just to prove a point. Otis, you a Wakandan, why we even watching this mess anyway? Otis: You Americans like British dramas. Wakandans like American Sketch Comedy. Adam: You get tired of being clever? Otis: Like Trump gets tired of feeling the breeze on his scalp. *The door opens up and and in walks Victor Alvarez aka Power Man 2.0 and Kamala Khan aka Ms. Marvel.* Otis: Can I help you young folks? Victor: Is it too late to get cut? Otis: [Looks up at TV with RNC on] Come on in, it’s gonna be a long night. Adam: Good to see you again Vic. How did you find this pl…