Ocean’s Eleven Might Get A Reboot With All Women To Drown Us In Man Tears

Full disclosure: Because the universal love affair with Sandra Bullock can only exist in a single entity before it becomes too much to contain like when two super heroes get too close to each other in Hancock, I am the passive Sandra Bullock fan in my household. My wife though, she ride for Sandy B like they used to go back to back in the playground fighting off mean girls in East Cleveland (I have no idea if Sandra Bullock has ever been to Cleveland, but my wife grew up there, so just let the visual do the work and don’t worry about facts). Still, I fux with Sandy “Blaow Lick a Shot Blaow” enough to catch her flicks on an HBO rainy Saturday with no regrets, even if my wife can’t drag me to the theater to see her in a quirky romantic comedy. But this shit here? This shit right here my grifter? This sounds like glory in eight heavy to carry duffle bags out of a casino vault.

If you haven’t heard, Bullock is in talks to headline an Ocean’s Eleven reboot (or would that be a three-boot now) where she steps into the ridiculously comfortable and European style loafers that George Clooney vacated as Danny Ocean. Dope. Did I add that all of Ocean’s crew are women! Doooope. What, no? You don’t think so? You gotta problem with this, b? You feelin’ some kind of way because that meninist FB group dropped some next level knowledge on you about male genocide today? Oh…ok. Well, before the groans begin, let’s get some shit clear off the bat: Is there any problem with rebooting Ocean’s 11 w…