Logan Trailer: Every Time I’m Done with Wolverine, They Pull Me Back In

Faaaaaaaaam, listen. We all got that bad movie we’ve seen a hundred times. I keep hearing that quote that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. So, I of sound mind and body, somehow find myself watching The Wolverine whenever that shit hit my premium channels like I’m not going to be in full eye roll hard enough to give me a concussion by the time your boy bone claws the young samurai at the end. Let’s be clear, you can call it guilty pleasure. You can call it fan service or turning your brain off. But The Wolverine is a terrible film. Shut up, it’s landfill. Nah, for real, shut your mouth, that shit is a dumpster fire. Oh, you want to argue, then I’m sorry, your sensibilities are in another castle. I am a fuckin’ The Wolverine expert now because I guarantee I’ve seen that shit more than you. Yes, all of this defies logic. I keep thinking that it will grow on me the more I watch it. Yeah, fungus, b. And yet, I’ve seen that shit about as much as my own child over the last few years. Is there some nuance to it? I dunno fam, I’ll let you know after my next 12 viewings.

ANYWAYS, I’d be remiss to not mention that your boy had a similar hype when the trailer dropped for The Wolverine as I currently do now, full lather, sweat dripping off my adamantium brow and something tells me that I should be giving you the cautiously optimistic, I’ve been hurt before spiel. Fuck that fam, this shit is flames. No, caution gonna …