The Trailer for ‘Glass’ Dropped And I Can’t Stop Thinking About All The Times M. Night Shyamalan Let Me Down

Awful movie maker (and even worse surprise twist enthusiast) M. Night Shyamalan is back at it with a new movie, Glass. What is Glass about, you ask? Well, let’s try to unpack that. It seems M. Night has found himself worthy to have his own cinematic universe, featuring characters from 2 of his more memorable movies (Unbreakable and Split). Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, and James McAvoy step back into their previous roles as men who suffer from ‘delusions of grandeur’, believing themselves to be superheroes. Yeahhh…we don’t get much more than that, which once again begs the question: What is Glass about? Peep the trailer to decide for yourself.

It could be about mole people rising up to take over Earth, and this trio banding together to combat such heinous evil. It could be about these three escaping their mental institution to form the M. Nightverse Legion of Doom. With this psychiatric approach, it could literally be about any absurd or ridiculous thing…then, it’ll turn into a completely different movie for the last 20 mins. That’s how this man works, and audiences eat that shit up. Me? I’m not having it. How many times is M. Night going to get blessed with millions of dollars only to create some wack-ass false story that doesn’t pay off in the end? Let’s jump into all the times ya boy let me down. The Happening Yup. Coming out the gates, swinging Holyfield haymakers! If you don’t get the fuck up out my face with this Little Shop of Horrors wanna-be remix track. If i…