Banshee: “You Can’t Hide From The Dead” Recap

We’re back in Banshee, Pa aka “No Chill City” and we got Chayton Littlestone reenacting The Fugitive. Homes is on the run after getting the two-for-one shot and stab deal from Hood last episode. Dude is hiding out in the barn from Charlotte’s Web tripping balls, man. Charlotte must be telling Chayton he ain’t shit for what he did to Siobhan via her local wide web cause dude is straight up seeing ghosts… Siobahn’s to be exact.

Chayton tries to hijack the owner when she comes out but passes out due to blood loss. Now this woman had a clear cut chance to get the fuck outta dodge but she chooses to fix homie up on some savior shit. I. Woulda. Been. Gone! Chayton repays her by killing her neighbor when he checks on her then killing her ass. Also I gotta point out the neighbor sees Chayton come out from the cut and stands there dialing his phone for I assume 911. I literally shouted at the screen, “AIN’T NO SHAME IN RUNNING AND DIALING DUDE!!” Deva’s ass was acting up as she was watching her new loser boyfriend engage in their watered down “Fight Club”. You can tell the kids in Banshee ain’t got shit else to do aside from hang out in aisle 7 of Walmart and beat the shit out of each other in an empty pool. Carrie and Gordon show up with the “For real? If this was back yard wrestling I could understand but you better than this Deva” faces on. Deva’s bae of the week and his boys tried to put the hands on Carrie and Gordon then proceeded to get that classic WWF tag-team ass whoopin…