The Flash Recap: Family of Rogues

Season 2 / Episode 3 / The CW Just another day in Central City. Barry is up in his lab mixing shit for a new fruit drink when he gets a call from Iris and hears gunshots in the background. He asks if she is in the studio and those are just sound effects for the contemporary hip-hop track she is working on or if they’re for real. Oh yeah, they’re real. Sooo what’s Barry’s solution? Find a window and jump from that shit. At this point in the game I’d rather take my chances with the bullets ’cause these dudes bucking gotta run out of ’em eventually, right? You telling me I gotta do this trust fall from 20 stories up and my partner isn’t even there? NOOOoooooOOOOoooope, Iris way better than me.

Back at Star Labs we get a glimpse of the biggest breach between Earth 1 and Earth 2 chillin’ in the basement. How do you not notice that shit for days? Again, who is doing security in this place and doesn’t see that giant worm hole? Maybe the guard does see it and is like: “See this that weird shit these nerds are always on? Worm holes in the basement, meta-human prison cells in the attic, flux capacitors and hidden rooms with future computers? Oh but they gon’ blame me when giant telepathic gorillas break in… *sees Barry trying to use his speed to jump through the portal* I’m moving to Gotham. I’ll take my chances with the cats killin’ with weather balloons. These nerds are weird.”

Professor Stein walks in and the countdown to when he faints again begins. The gang concludes that the…