Into The Badlands Recap: Snake Creeps Down

Season: 1 / Episode: 5 / AMC “Running through the Badlands with my woes You know how that should go You know how that should go You know how that should go Don’t fuck with them barons, They too irrational, woah” Maybe ya’ll think that MK is basically the Phoenix force waiting to ascend because even Sunny losing sleep over sun. I choose to think that maybe Sunny would be a garbage collector in the real world, cuz he dreamin’ about straight trash. Of course, everything is better, even waking up in cold sweats, when Veil Da Fictional Bae rises up out the perfect white sheets like 1/3 of the Holy Trinity. She too pure for this world, yo. In the pits, MK out here training and Sunny acting like he never met dude before and tries to super-strut by him.

MK don’t really know what consent means and pursues Sunny until Sunny tells him that he could’ve killed Tilda at the parley but didn’t. MK is like: “I did what? What parley? Wait, what day is it?” Sunny thought maybe they made some progress because Sunny might be controlling his power. NOPE. Just got lucky. I feel like that is the defining characteristic of MK’s existence at this point. Widow out here addressing her new constituents ever since she got the statehouse majority on the ground and led the redistricting effort to take Quinn’s slaves sword fodder people. She basically like, “If you tired of Barons dancing in the poppy fields you slaving in, come to Death Row.” And then, because she’s a smart politician, she picks the only …