We’ve Seen The First Five Episodes of Westworld Season Two and None Of Us Are Ready

These violent delights, have violent ends. It’s fair to say, that if you remember Clementine being the draw at the saloon or Doris being everyone’s favorite attraction from season one, that was the violent delights. Season Two throws us straight into the violent ends part of that quote. Going to go out on a limb here and assume that you’ve seen the first season of Westworld. If you haven’t, you’ve spent fifteen dollars on less entertaining things than an HBO subscription to see that shit play out, so come on back once that hits your cable bill. In other words, here’s your spoiler warning for season one. Westworld Ain’t For the Babies When we left the park or got our human asses kicked out of the park, shit was in total chaos. Doris went ahead and got woke. To celebrate, she put the park’s founder, Ford’s brains all over the investors standing in the front row. Meanwhile Maeve got hit with the maternal instinct, took her ass off the train. She’s searching for her daughter and assembling a badass clone army to do it. Oh, and William, the Man in Black was the happiest person to ever get shot we’ve ever seen. For a park that sold you synthetic adventures packaged as reality got really fuckin’ real at the end. Judging by the first half of the second season, we keep learning new levels of real at every turn.

The violence has been kicked up a notch and become more brutal for the second season, but it’s got even more justification this time around. While we saw brutality from gues…