God of High School Episode 3 Review: wisdom/kingdom

It’s the 2nd day of the tournament and the static is on Thor levels. Which God of High School participant will go on to represent Seoul? I’m not even gonna talk about the creepy religious crew looking for the “key” to their mission because all we get is foreshadowing and hooded cult vibes. Also, there are plenty of fists, kicks, and incredible fight scenes we need to dive into, so let’s get to it. From a Wolf to a Sheep The Kang Manseok (aka Slippers Jerk) vs Jin Mori battle ramifications come in and this is not how I expected things to turn out! While Mori is on his 2nd set of 1000 handstand push-ups, Kang can be found cowering in the fetal position talking about “Mon….ster” all supremely shooketh. We don’t know if he’s referring to Mori or not, but the fact of the matter is that the Madera of High School just got turned into Screech after a haunted house. My man 50 grand Go Gamdo is out of commission. Bodied. Those one-handed Agent Smith punches to the face and disrespectful style Taekwondo knocked the honorable one out of the competition.

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A Body of Stone vs Blades of a Body The next battle pops off, and it’s our girl Yoo Mira going up against the wrestling phenom Mah Miseon! It’s looking like Miseon bout to wash Mira because homegirl out here with the Emma Frost diamond body. Mira tried to get a good wooden sword swing on her, but she got the agility of Squirrel Girl to match the body of The Thing! The next series of…