God of High School Episode 4 Review: marriage/bonds

I was waiting for the episode when things would slow down, and the fighting would take a backseat. I was not expecting a full-blown wedding ceremony and the single most brutal display of violence this anime has hit us with so far!

First off, the way this episode jumped off was the biggest fake out in a hot minute. They hit us with a wild Manga style opening featuring 2 sparsely clothed hosts on the official GOH channel, Big Bang! They announce the Seoul prelims are almost here and feature our 3 main characters and this 4th fighter who’s flying under the radar but must be a monster on the low. We got Yoo Mira the Moon Light Sword Style beast vs Han Daewi the Hulk strength ass kicking karate kid in the first match up. Then the Renewal Taekwondo trained kicking killer Jin Mori is facing the Brazilian jiu-jitsu specialist Byeon Jaehee! Daewi and Mira are up first that weekend, so there’s some time to kill and…get…proposed to?

The team was just strolling along, minding their own business, talkin about how they can’t wait to molly womp on each other in the coming days when this dusty ass pinstripe suit wearing, Grimace hair colored buster pulls up spittin life’s purpose bars and asks for her hand in marriage! I know that was a long sentence, but dam was it necessary! Because just like that Mira’s little sister is helping her say yes to the dress and dropping out of the tournament. Mira’s out here saying the wedding won’t be…