Orphan Black Recap: Insolvent Phantom of Tomorrow

Season: 3 / Episode: 9 / BBC America Yep Clone Club, fam, we back in London, even though we’ve never been, but half the cast speaks with a British accent so it feels like home. I’m gonna keep it One Hunned, watching Siobhan the Bomb’s old stomping grounds been a long time coming, ever since we saw her put in the wetwork on that family in the country last season. Also, she let folks know off the top that this ain’t a pleasure trip back to the old neighborhood.

Den Mother is giving the aptitude test to Rudy and he’s having a hard time. FINALLY. Can we put Rudy on that trip to fuckboy Valhalla yet? His days are counting down and he knows it, but Den Mother is convinced they can find the original Castor in time to save him. But seriously, we’ve waited this long, take your time with that… Let me just say, watching Helena teach little Gemma how to strike when vulnerable and gouge someone’s eyes out for her martial arts competition brought me mass amounts of joy. If Vernita Greene aka Copperhead from Kill Bill had taught her daughter that kind of training, I’m guessing the little talk that the Bride has with the little girl would’ve went differently.

Back in the Pub in jolly old England, Siobhan is catching up and the learn that the Castor original is an ex con. Old boy goes to check out the lead. Back in Alison’s Campaign Headquarters, Gracie is acting mad shady about taking a quick leave and Donnie JUST woke up from that ass whuppin’ he got from Jage. But… shit gets worse. J…