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Season: 1 / Episode: 2 / Cinemax Maaaaan, listen. This shit opens with Mac playing Joni recording messages for when he was overseas, poppin’ her lips and shit and other suggestive sound effects a dude might want to hear when he’s away from home. You know what else a dude might want to hear? Any gotdamn thing that proves he’s alive considering Joni’s former affair got his whole upper body pressed. No wrinkles. Paper boy out delivering the good news, but not everybody gonna be able to see the box scores with their morning coffee today fam. He walk up to the garage and instead of this dudes cutlass sitting on 20 inch rims, he sees it sitting on sawed in half human. Joni calling this dude’s crib, but his ghost left the outgoing messages quoting some Still Dre “Feeling like AC Green, chick don’t call here, anymore.” Mac giving Joni the silent treatment after listening to her mixtape. Joni really just want to know what he knows and hoping that he went and got that vinyl from the store and that’s not his original copy that she loaned to Thelonious Bae.
At the station, word getting round about the death by car+gravity and we get introduced to Detective Tommy Olsen who don’t believe in coincidences and shit. Dude lookin’ for the one-legged man, but his captain ain’t really convinced and tells him to get his ass to Binghamton. Mac trying to get a hold of some folks and Buddy’s creepy ass pull up to the curb. Buddy got him in the bar tellin’ Mac he couldn’t tell him about about his w…
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