Counterpart Recap: Something Borrowed

Season: 2 / Episode: 3 (13) / Starz Spoilers be getting freaky with themselves and…themselves. Previous COUNTERPART recaps are here*** Maaaan, listen. We outside the club and everybody looks like they’re having a good time. Until we finally see Baldwin. Look fam, Baldwin been through A LOT. Scar healing up. I just wanted her to make it, nah mean. She gotta bag full of cash and a empty workload, I was really hoping she was settling down and living the good life. These Primes Ain’t Loyal But naaaaaah. She out here waiting on that boo she scorned back in season one. Greta comes out the club to meet her girlfriends and spots Baldwin. Baldwin is like, sheeiiit, I done did the hit (sorta) so my dance card is empty. But then Greta’s new bae roll up and put her arm around her. I say gotdamn. She out here rockin’ Baldwin’s haircut too?!?! Not like dis. Not like dis. Great is like, yeah, let’s get out here cuz my identity thieving, gun toting ex my kill everybody up in this mutafucka. And if you thought Baldwin was having a bad night, that was before somebody got the drop on her and stuck a syringe in her neck. YIIIIIIIKES. Snake Ass Clare on her evening run and of course it’s a meeting with Lambert. Dude on the bench lookin’ like he lives on the bench. He gives her shit about not contacting the other cell. He also gives her the responsibility of paying the debts for some visas.

Two Times the Self Absorption Lambert goes home to hear some folks getting it IN at his apartment. It’s a…