The Lucas Da Gawd Action Figures We Deserve From ‘Stranger Things’

*Some spoilers for the Netflix show Stranger Things* Let me be clear about something up front: if you coming for Lucas on some BS, then you coming for me. I ride out for Lucas like Monster when he got in the 6-4 with Doughboy looking for Ricky’s killers. I got Lucas’ back like he know where I hid the body at, fam. Lucas too mean for y’all? Oh word? Dude is the only Black person under the age of 35 in the whole gotdamn town. He is the voice of reason among his White friends, the friends that don’t listen to him ever, the friends that go off and do irresponsible shit that Lucas gets dragged into. Yeah… Lucas is mad and he’s earned the right, yo.

So while I ride for Lucas on gawd levels of loyalty, even the unbiased can see that your boy is also the most versatile of the crew. Gathering Intel, navigator or warrior, Lucas could do it all, fam. If Stranger Things partnered with Mattel (and they absolutely, fucking should) and gave us some action figures, I got some suggestions for the different iterations they should cook up for Lucas Da Gawd Sinclair.

D&D Fireball Lucas This is basically the prequel to Samuel L Jackson, people. Lucas just a regular role playing, questionable language using dude, always on the offensive and much rather hit the Demogorgan with the hot shit than cast a protection spell.

Lucas looks laid back in this state, but he always seems on the verge of saying, “If you don’t fireball this muthafucka maaaaaaan…”

Accessories: V-neck striped shirt with…