Westworld Season One Recap: Your Fave TV Shows Are Empty And All The Hosts Are Here

***You know what we not gonna do people, we not gonna act like Westworld didn’t step up to the plate and call it’s shot in this first season. Shit had us so twisted, that “newcomers” Chace and William had spit on how ayethang got Sets in the West. All the spoilers ahead fam. All. Of them.*** William: AYO, In my Nasir Escobar voice, “I don’t even know how to start this shit.” First and foremost, let’s say what needs to be said, Westworld lightweight shittin’ on all ya faves’ first seasons, fam. They basically looked at all the long faces from the folks that know we only got two more Game of Thrones mixtapes left and was like, “nah, we got y’all.” This first season really came through all flame emoji and went platinum with no features, bruh. Chace: NO Features. Just 7 minute posse cuts Wu-Tang style, all about how humanity ain’t shit. Oh, Winter Is Coming & you want an Iron Throne? Too bad, humans are trash! Oh, you telling the complexities of Baltimore street life through each participant’s perspec-…fuck outta here, humans are trash! You an ex-teacher dealing dru-…OF COURSE YOU ARE, YOU A TRASH HUMAN. And Westworld ain’t like Onyx or M.O.P. mobbing….nah, it’s slow, steady, paper-cutting you with bars on some The Firm shit. First episode slid through & had us by the neck like the Dynasty Intro. William: Fam I had to go back one mo’ gin and rewatch some of these episodes and it’s all there man. [grabbing you by the face] DO YOU SEE IT. DO YOU SEE. Foreshadow game w…