Sex Criminals #7 Review

Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have got to be the Hardy Boyz of this shit. Sex Criminals is that real rap raw.They do such a good job of bringing real world elements to this fictional reality which makes you cheer and laugh out loud like you’r watching stand up and saying, “yeah yo…it is like that man”. Such accurate description of sex and masturbation that this should should be nominated for health ed…but I digress. Enter the latest Sex Criminals arc and we start off with Suzie giving us a step by step on what that birth control will do to ya and how it makes you feel. We got a pants rip scene, a food 5 second rule scene and it is gloriously hilarious. Suzie starts catching up with her best friend Rachel (who we haven’t seen in a while) and the dialogue she has with us (the reader) before chiming back into her (real time? fictional time?) conversation is priceless. We see Suzie put her trust back into Rachel as she tells her about… “the quiet”. Now if you tell me time pauses as when you climax? …. I’ma tell you like Danez Smith told the congregation “Now, I ain’t ever known an orgasm to not be holy” but maaaaan listen, you orgasm that good then I’ma need some proof. What kinda proof you say? Hmm…

Sun…..Hilarious. Meanwhile Jon done busted into the quiet / cum world and then busted into (break and entering not the former) into Kegel face’s pad. Remember Kegel face is the one that was the head of the operation trying to take Jon and Suzie down. Jon also thinks she g…