Will Ben Urich Snitch on The X-Men?

You heard what I said. That’s the face of a rat. A stool pigeon. A squealing little pig. For 40 years, y’all let this man rock as this so-called hard-nosed reporter when all I see is a snitch in journalist clothing. I’m looking at all of ya’ll disgusted! Your First Mistake Should have seen it coming when Ben was out here spilling all the beans about the Bast blessed Night Nurse stitching up hood heroes in these Chinatown streets. Na na na, he was “discreetly” reporting on this beautiful act of vigilante assistance. He wanted the My Hero support class to feel seen, right? He was very careful not to reveal anything, right? Yeah..you know, except for his own dam name and the fact that he himself contained all the information any villain/organization would need to fuck up that whole operation. Yeah, well it doesn’t take a genius to surmise what would soon happen. They forced ya mans to drop a pin on that Night Nurse location, and it was a wrap after that.

There’s plenty of petty, snitch-like activity that went down in Ben Urich’s life before the most recent and heinous informant activity, but we ain’t got time for all that disappointment. Instead, we focus on the impending act of high snitchery.  Your Last Mistake The X-Men (and all of mutantdom) have been droppin jaws, making headlines, and infuriating humans with their displays of superiority for decades. But recently though?? They’ve stepped up their game to a whole other planetary level. Literally. Their Mars takeover…