Build A Blerd: Your Last Minute Holiday Shopping List

AHHHHH!!!! We’re closing in on the number of shopping days left until the holidays and if you’re anything like me, you’re just getting started or you still have some last minute shopping to do while chillin’ in your soft kitty snuggie, sippin’ on some nog. Just me? Whatever. The following list is a shout out to my family and friends who had no idea what to get for me as a kid and those who pray for me to post some kind of a hint. This list will totally get you through this shopping season and hopefully jumpstart your birthday and anniversary shopping, too! If you’re one of us, just slide this to the fam on the low… They’ll appreciate it and you will, too! My friends, here is your 2014 BUILD A BLERD gift list,for the young and the young at heart!! Birth-5 Seriously! Start them from the womb, would you? Especially the newborns! They’re all cute and cuddly and easy to dress up. I mean, they poop, pee and spit up on everything, but man they’re super cute. Give them the memories they deserve in an Ewok or Yoda crocheted bonnet. Seriously, who wouldn’t look back and appreciate these photos? They’ll be so much better than those lumberjack pictures or photos with 250 comic sans font numbers pasted on their tushes that their friends with hipster/bougie parents will submit to the yearbook senior year. Cosplay starts NOW!

Honestly, anyone can go into a store and pick up a few blocks with the alphabet on them. As a teacher, I’m telling you… grab those and then get these! Every toddler…