Bury Me A G, Then Have Tanjiro Do The Eulogy

“Lilies in the valley of my heart. Lay you on your back and fall apart” – Sirah If you have not seen the Demon Slayer: Mugen Train movie, turn away now because spoilers are ahead. Look, it is my belief that Tanjiro is hands down the most earnest character in anime. It doesn’t get much sweeter than ya boy. He’s living his best life (as much as one can fighting demons daily) with another season of Demon Slayer coming out but I gotta go back to the Mugen Train arc where ya boy was stressed the fuck out. Tanjiro saw his mans and dem Kyōjurō Rengoku the Flame Hashira aka “I’m too Haaaaaawt” aka Stove Top Steel aka “No Johnny Storm but we can still flame on” aka “Real Hot Boy Shit” stepping to the 3rd upper ranked level demon Akaza… things were never the same. First and foremost, here’s to the Hashira because my man Kyōjurō was fighting for his life out there against Akaza fam. Kyōjurō was didn’t have an ounce of back down against this Akaza. Yo, Akaza out here with the strength of fifty final bosses while throwing hands like Bruce Lee, Donnie Yen, Michele Yeoh, and Iko Uwais combined. Listen, I don’t want it with anyone that thinks going hand to hand against a swordsman is a fair fight. I’m all ready done off the strength. Not Kyōjurō cause ain’t no such things as halfway Hashiras. Kyōjurō said ain’t nobody dying on my watch. Not on my watch!

Kyōjurō stepped to Akaza knowing he could heal from all injuries quick as fuck and did not give a damn. Kyōjurō was stabbed and stil…