Black Panther Trailer: First Off, Ain’t Nobody Talkin’ When T’Challa Talkin’

The cook out is canceled. We’re all meeting up in Wakanda and the password to get in is having melanin. The new, I said the new official Black Panther trailer dropped. Shit so official it’s rocking whistles and black and white stripes. Shit so official, I pinned a co-worker after watching it and a 3-count started.

Listen to me when I say, we got a glimpse of Wakanda, We got Ramonda (Angela the god queen herself Basset) in Wakandan wardrobe. Everett K. Ross (Martin Freeman) telling T’Challa, “I done seen gods, aliens, and things I can’t explain, but the shit y’all Wakandans on? This shit y’all Wakandans cookin’ up right here? What is in this? Oh my word, is that Gil Scott-Heron I hear?” Yeah, Everett it is, cause only the hard shit is bout to happen right now when Marvel out here doin’ right by Wakanda (cause the consequences would be so dire). This shit looks luxurious, this shit looks Bobby Roode level glorious, Wakanda lookin’ like the future Black millennials people want right now. We’re seeing the King T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman) is about to become but there’s fucking trouble cause Erik Killmonger aka N’Jadaka if you’re nasty (Michael B. Jordan) is out here trying to fuck up T’Challa’s reign. Kilmonger been out here trying to get revenge. Teaming up with Klaw. Visiting the MOMA, apparently? Then challenging T’Challa for the Black Panther title, in his own damn suit? Did this guy steal the gold Panther suit? That’s worse than stepping on someone’s Jays. You can’t be out …

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