Daredevil Season One Recap

“And You Say Hell’s Kitchen!” Man, we up in the nitty fucking gritty of New York City. This is where the Devil likes to cook his eggs, bacon, grits, and SAUSAGE! We’re introduced to a young Matt Murdock saving an old dude from getting hit by a truck, but at the cost of getting some toxic waste (the same ooze that made the TMNT) in his eyes. Fate done robbed the boy of his sight, but he got a whole bunch of other gifts to give the world. Fast forward a few years and we see Matt “Murda” Murdock with his boy Foggy Nelson opening up a law practice. Thanks to Foggy bribing a friend that happens to be a cop (got’em cigars for his moms) he tips them off to their first client, Karen Page, a woman that woke up with a knife in hand and a dead co-worker on her carpet. You know how hard it is to get blood out of a white carpet? Club soda don’t fix that so they already know her ass innocent as hell. [quote_right]”Vanessa is down as fuck… Fisk was doing the Birdman hand rub for the first time in his life thinking he is truly now the #1 stunna.”[/quote_right]Turns out Karen is being set up by her old company for discovering some discrepancies on the books. Karen done dug too deep and the corporation’s out to get her ass like interwebs did Sandra Bullock in The Net. They went and hired a security guard to take her ass out, man. Karen fought her way outta that situation, which got enough time for her lawyers to “Oh hell no” the situation to get her free. We then get Karen going back to her …