Five Types of People You Meet in Life that Still Watch Gotham

Congratulations, you’ve made it four episodes into the most promoted show of the fall. Or you haven’t. It’s possible you’ve watched between zero to three episodes of Gotham and just don’t care about spoilers because you are already disinterested. Either way, four hours of Gotham have aired on Fox now and while I’m sure that there are storylines and plot threads that have yet to reveal themselves over what is typically a very, very long network TV schedule, we definitely have a feel for the TV making process that Gotham is constructed by. Here’s a spoiler: its less than great. Now look, most shows on the big four networks are either cancelled in the first two weeks or will be on for another six seasons. Considering that Gotham just got renewed for a second season, not only are people watching Gotham (like I have been up to this point), but there are some people that are actually enjoying it. I refer to those people as Hydra. Still, Gotham isn’t going anywhere (literally or in it’s narrative) anytime soon. So who’s still watching this show you might ask? I’ve got some ideas. Auto-pilot 8pm Network Viewer I know, I know, I always kill network TV. But here’s the thing…that’s not gonna change. CBS is the most watched network on TV because it figured out a dramatic formula for high gloss, striking visuals, melodramatic acting and really easy procedural crimes to follow while catching the bad guy at the end. I am still surprised that Gotham is on Fox because it is really built like …