Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider-Man #5 Review

Writer: Brian Michael BendisArtist: David Marquez Maaaaaan listen, Miles and Peter are tag-teaming on the track and you gonna love it. this issue is all about the great escape post Norman Osborn got the tendrils put on’em. It is cool having Peter to join Miles on the track but I already feel like he is a guest that over stayed his welcome. I’m over here looking at Peter like yea yea I know you the original and you invented this Spider-Man and Responsibility shit but…

For real man. The get away was cool but it pissed me off sooooooo much What the fuck Pete?! Peter: Good Luck! OoooOoOoOOoh he got clipped in the thigh!!!!….. but that’s not my business. Talking bout “they’re my web shooters” sun, them shits were S.h.i.e.l.d. grade web shooters. Them shits were Miles shooters b and you trying to come back from the grave and reclaim shit? Oh heeeeeeeeeeelll no. ANYWAY, Norman escapes again and decides to go to J. Jonah Jameson the Slander Demi-Gawd (Ultimate Universe Joan Rivers still running with that title) for an inside the actor’s studio confession. The Spider-Duo that’s been robbing and running amok decide now is the perfect time to carry out a big theft while the authorities are distracted and Miles is forced to trust Maria Hill with all the info he’s got. Plus he’s got to stop by Mary Jane’s place cause he knows Peter Parker 2.0 is there and he wants his answers. NOW! Bendis is fucking with my emooooooootiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooons on this one man. I love peter but…