Oh, DCU, You Shouldn’t Have: Justice League (part I) 2017

[divider type=”space_thin”] Well, well, well…what do we have here? The DCU (DC Comics Universe), in their attempt to convince us all that they have a plan and allegedly a good one, released a full schedule of movies that are coming to theaters through 2020. The list is robust and new and…well, we’ll let you decide. Hang with us as we share our thoughts on the new info on coming attractions. In the wake of Marvel’s Drake-like run of success of The Avengers, Captain America: The Winter Soldier & Guardians Of The Galaxy, DC is ramping up their own mixtape run of superhero movies based around their canon (which started with Man Of Steel) that will ultimately culminate in their own epic Justice League Part One (apparently the first of two according to Warner Bros. release schedule). Cool beans, right? Ehhhh. I mean we don’t know too much yet about what this film will be except its release year (2017), & some of the names slated to play the heroes that will be riding out on locs. Henry Cavill did ah-ight as Supes, but I’m def not sold on Ben “Daredevil, anyone?” Affleck being a credible, effective Batman (especially after that ether Christopher Nolan JUST got done blessing us with in The Dark Knight triology). And like, I keep trying to picture Gal Gadot throwing hands with large, aggressive numbers of….well…anything or blocking bullets with bracelets, but it always ends in me making the same face Sho-Nuff made when he queried “CATCHING BULLETS WITH HIS TEETH?!!” to…