The Defenders Official Trailer: The War For New York Is Here!

The first official Defenders trailer just dropped and boooooy does it finally give us some ass kickin’ madness for us to sink our teeth into. The teaser trailer dropped back in July last summer and was enough to hold us over until it was time for the team to come together and blow the hype levels up on some four fighter DBZ fusion dance shit!

Misty Knight opens up the trailer pressin’ that girl Jessica Jones for all the fuck shit she been into. Stealing evidence from crime scenes and getting lone leads in a citywide investigation killed among plenty of other debauchery that she most definitely got into. It ain’t lookin good for ol’ girl, until da blind homie Matt Murdock rolls up like, “You can refrain from answering those incriminating ass questions cuz your savior attorney just walked up in the mufuckin’ building!” Jones’ face was absolutely perfect when she looked at him like, “Da fuq is this guy?”

Out in Harlem, the other half of the team is getting acquainted, thanks to last year’s Fictional Bae, Claire Temple. Luke Cage knows he just wants to help others so Claire puts him onto another man who has experienced some unusual circumstances obtaining hero fame; Iron Fist. Their meet up isn’t exactly the makings of a gang gang gang squad up moment, though. Hot headed ass Iron Fist was about to to put a crater in some dudes face when Luke Cage stops him. Danny Rand, being who he is, goes to put the beats on Luke Cage but quickly finds out he’s basically punching a titanium w…