The Flash Recap: Dead or Alive

Season 3 / Episode 11/ The CW HR starts off this ep with the voiceover that Barry usually hits us with. He out here talking bout villains constantly upping the ante. He poppin shit sayin, luckily they have a secret weapon, and no his name isn’t Flash, it’s HR holding a ginormous heater….BOOOOYYYY. GOOD. FUCKIN. BYE. Back in the real world, The Flash and Kid Flash are tracking down the goons with military grade rifles and gats that HR was dreaming bout. They put the kibosh on these C-City thugs with guns and save a bus full of cheerleaders as Wally soaks up all the Kid Flash glory. Really? Cheerleaders? We gettin literal as fuck these days huh? Writers, you’re better than this. Actually, I take that back cuz as soon as they tell the team who they rescued Iris is like, “Exactly how many insanely hot and gracious cheerleaders did you rescue now?” Barry just sittin there like…

S.T.A.R. Labs: The Team debriefs, Draco Julian Dickfoy (said that in a British accent) literally cannot shut his Gods-forsaken, hate-spewing yap! Even after somehow (still don’t believe he ain’t evil) becoming an official member of the team!! Iris asks if the Electric Gang was talking to anyone when they rolled up on em. Word on the street is, there’s a new arms dealer on the block and Iris “Don’t forget about my journalistic Black girl magic” West is comin for him. After begging Cisco for an out, he brings Barry to a 3D diagram of the future he constructed out of Legos. He breaks down how fast Barry h…