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Season 3 / Episode 17 / The CW Alright ladies and gents, you know what it is. This week we get a break from the Savitar Savagery and WestAllen novella madness. Drum roll PU-lease as the long awaited musical episode finally blesses the Flash fandom with the vocals they been waiting on. This one starts off with Barry mopin’ around vein a dam Debby downer. Luckily we don’t have to deal with that emo noise, cuz HR calls the team down to the lab where a breach is bustin’ open. S.T.A.R. Labs: Out comes Mon-El and Martian Manhunter carrying a passed out Supergirl. Some escaped alien put her under a spell and knocked her out cold. We find out this dude is Music Meister and he on some bold shit cuz he got the audacity to pull up in the S.T.A.R. Labs hood like he own the joint!
Turns out he owned the joint, the Speed Lab, and every piece of equipment in the spot because Music Meister put the beast mode BEATS on Flash and Kid Flash. Wally took a LeBron shoulder in the paint and looked like he was gonna soil his breeches. Double M choke slams Flash and puts him in the same Musical trance as Supergirl. Barry is teleported to the night club, watching Kara hit the ill Audrey Hepburn high notes on stage. AAAAAAAANNNNDDD you boys and girls better be ready for SuperGlee 2K17 cuz its comin straight for your head piece!
Breakfast Drinks at Tiffany’s Barry and Kara know they’re trapped inside some alternate reality, after both getting whammied like a bunch of suckers. Stuck in this world withou…
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Ja-Quan is a NYC teacher and artist holding a B.A. in Sociology and History from SUNY New Paltz. On his journey to become Hokage, the Lord of The Speed Force and Protector of the Recaps…
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