Thor Ragnarok Trailer: This Is The Thor Movie We’ve Been Thirstin’ For

Well well well! If it isn’t finally time for a Thor movie that makes the casual Thor fan actually wanna shell out some dough to see it in the movies. I know there are thousands of very loyal fans, but I don’t think anybody could’ve foreseen this level of hype coming for Thor, following that atrocious attempt at a Dark World sequel. I mean, the 1st and 2nd movies both made 300 and 500 million each so, you know Marvel wasn’t breakin’ no sweat. Anyway, the past is the past folks. Time to keep it moving and look ahead to the possibilities of greatness from the God of Thunder.

When I heard they had cast Academy Award winner, Cate Blanchett as Hela, ya boy was hyyypppeeeedddd! When I heard Hulk was dam near gonna be a starring character, the hype levels was over 9,000!!!! When I heard the story was going to borrow aspects of Planet Hulk!? I had to call up my Comic Book Guy to make sense of the insanity I was Googling. When I heard Dr. Strange might make an appearance, I finally watched Dr. Strange (mad good btw). Did you see Hela crush Mjolnir like 2 week old Vanilla Wafers?! Did you see ya boy strung up in chains like a fuckin’ Saw movie?! Did you see Hela roll up on Asgard like Bane at that football stadium in Dark Knight?! Can I get a Rick Flair WOOOOO!!!!!

I don’t know whats up with Thor’s capture by Tessa Thompson’s Valkyrie or her connection to Grandmaster, but I’m here for every second of her on screen action! I just wish it was under better circumstances. It’s well known …