What Are Those?? – Examining Superhero Shoewear

Have you ever thought that superheroes have wack shoes on? Or wondered what sneakers they might wear while kicking ass if they actually wore the type of shoes we wear in real life? No? Oh. Well, I’m gonna write about that anyway. I’m gonna take a handful of heroes and put them in some everyday footwear that’ll both enhance their crime-fighting and make them more stylish. This is 100% inspired by Miles Morales wearing Jordan 1’s in Into the Spider-Verse, by the way.  I am in no way a sneakerhead. I know next to nothing about the intricacies of sneaker culture or about which shoes are worth more than others. But I do know that it’s a scene that’s rooted in supply and demand, and a shoe could gain or lose popularity just by who might be wearing it. So just trust me, okay?  Storm

Storm needs a major upgrade in the shoe department. She’s always wearing some generic boots or a pair of heels. I know she can fly and all that, but even I know that heels aren’t ideal for a lot of physical activity. Even if they are effective when you need to step on someone’s neck.  But Storm is as stunning as she is strong. Her shoes should reflect that.  That’s why I think she should start wearing the Black Fenty Trainer Hi’s, from Rihanna and Puma.

These shoes are sleek, durable, and they protect the ankles. What more could you ask for? These things can help Storm fly more effectively. No more heavy boots weighing her down. They’re also from Rihanna’s Fenty line, which is w…