Wonder Twins #7 Review

Writer: Mark Russell / Artist: Stephen Byrne / DC Comics Mark Russell and Stephen Byrne are back to spit those woke bars for all comic fans lucky enough to be following this Wonder Twins return. All I know is that this was Zan’s issue. Homie must’ve been bumpin the old Kanye during this 2-month hiatus cuz nobody can tell that man nothin! Zan soaking up the post Scrambler bust glory was the stuff of High School legend. Not 1 step inside the school and classmates are fawning over his daring mission, and this guy is talmbout “Green Lantern and Supes hit me with the assist, but I DID THAT.” Eating it up like far right repubs at a Trump rally! Don’t get me started on the “I like my eggs scrambled” line he’s claiming. I was on the floor after that opening.

It was a much different case for Jana, who was dealing with the weight of a different kind of failure. Not only did she fail to stop her friend from going full villain, but her pea brain brother turned out to be the one who got all the press for finding the Scrambler and her bestie trying to ruining the lives of billions. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but once again, Mark Russell utilizes Superman as the ideal role model to help her get through it. Ok, we need to talk about the hockey team in this issue. First off, bravo on the name! The Ice Cubes?!? That’s so point. Then he throws in stereotypical hockey things like a post championship riot in the city that made me think of my Rangers fan homies after a big playoff win. Also, B…