Your Completely Biased and Somewhat Cynical Comic Book Adaptation TV Fall Preview (w/ +2 Shade Damage)

The TV schedule for the Fall of 2014 for those of us that Nerd hard in these David Aja panels, is like when your Aunt Maple sends the double chocolate cake home with you at Thanksgiving because nobody else touched it. At first you are fist pumping till your shoulder sounds like Cable’s, but after you take a full inventory of what lay before you, you’re just left thinking to yourself, “My Lord, what have I gotten myself into?” The schedule is FULL of shows that normally fall under the purview of a site such as BNP and honestly, I don’t know what will get the full service treatment and what will get some fleeting mentions as they reel off their 22 episode runs. But of course, there’s no harm in sharing some thoughts and predictions on what is coming, right? With ridiculous analogies of course. These are just the comic book adapted shows that drop this fall, so lets dive into celluloid’s newest phenomenon / cash crop. Gotham – Series Premier – September 22nd – Fox

Best Case Scenario: The Opening “Bus Driver” Scene in The Dark Knight Worst Case Scenario: Every Katie Holmes Scene in Batman Begins Coming from an admitted Batman-Stan, I’m scared people. Actually, I don’t know what the seven steps of grieving one of your favorite comic universes being turned into Zero City are, but I’ve probably skipped a few and am calmly residing in the “This will be a train wreck and every decent moment will feel like Bane’s monologue when he broke the Bat in The Dark Knight Rises” territory. I h…