Daredevil Trailer #2: Elektra Is Back and Dropped Hollywood For The Hood

Listen, fuck your TPS reports, fuck your coworker’s assignment you’re doing right now, fuck the pumpkin spice latte you’re thinking about as you sip your over-priced non-spiced ass latte, and fuck all other adult-related shit right now — I need you to locate the nearest water cooler in your office and report to Black [Nerd] Twitter ’cause the second Daredevil trailer just dropped. I’m talking about Daredevil’s other, other trailer. They gave us The Punisher trailer and y’all were satisfied. Y’all thought that was good eatin’ right there. Out here getting full, thinking that’s all you needed in life, like that was enough to get you to binge this second season of Daredevil. Fuck that, we can’t revive Daredevil from it’s previous incarnation without bringing back one character that’s dumb important — one assassin that’s a an equal opportunity merker, straight cold-blooded feminist, fam. Elektra Natchios is back from Hollywood and ready to get fucking gutter! Elektra Natchios is in Hell’s kitchen whippin’ work

ARGHHHHH, she’s back, baby! We won’t talk about the Reindeer Games version of Elektra or 13 Going on 30’s iteration of Elektra… no, no, no. This is the revival right here. For those of y’all not in the know, Elektra is a straight up assassin for hire. A mercenary, if you will. I won’t get into the path that led her that way, but just know she and Matt met back in their college days, and they were in love and everything changed the day the character development attacked…