Arrow Recap: The Return

Season 3 / Episode 14 / The CW Welcome back to Lian Yu mutha fuckas, the two-star resort with all your needs—we got scenery (a giant-ass ocean); we got hospitable living conditions (sleeping in the dirt); and we see Thea and Oliver Queen enjoying the devil stick recreation the island has to offer. Look at all that sibling bonding. Later on, the Queen siblings are eating a questionable animal when Thea gets on the subject of Sarah. Oliver is like “Weeeeeeeeelp its time to hit that ooooold knapsack.” Yeah man, Thea still don’t know she the one that gave Sarah the pink slip treatment. Ollie then goes to check on Slade in his cell to discover that he has escaped—or rather Malcolm Merlyn set him free. Also, we got to note that they had one agent guarding both Slade and Captain Boomerang. Really? Y’all left cadet Josh there by his lonesome? What the fuck you think was going to happen man? Ollie calls Malcolm flipping all his shit Ollie: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!? YOU FREED SLADE WILSON?!?! Malcolm: It’s what Twitter wanted, Oliver. Ollie: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?! Malcolm: Look. We need to get back to that killer music, baby. Y’ all need to be animals again. The ratings are down, Ollie. They saying you gone soft this season, B. I’m trying to help you out. Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta watch my stories. Don’t call me back on this number unless you’re dead. Ollie: That doesn’t make sense, Malcolm. Malcolm: Whatever. TROLLING!! HAHAHA. *hangs up* Oliver told Thea shit was going the fu…