Arrow Season 3 Episode 1: The Calm

The Quivers here? The Bows here? The arrows here? Well fuck lets get it then. Team arrow is back and wasting no time shutting crime down on the mean streets of Starling City (We’ve officially recognized that these streets are way harder than the streets of Fox’s Gotham). We see the work the team has been putting in over the months as we open up with Ollie doing his parkour routine on top of a semi truck. It may look unnecessary to do a somersault on top of Optimus Prime’s head while its moving but hey… Ollie’s giving you that finesse. Speaking of finesse lets talk about how Roy Harper entered the fray this episode with the most unnecessary parkour move to date, a barrel roll off a car before shooting an arrow.

Roy is NOT about to get shown up this season. He spent too much time on the bench and is all about that draw back string. Ollie takes down yet another villain with his trademark “You done fucked up and failed this city breh”. Back at arrow HQ we hearing reports on how the crime rate is cut down, Thea out taking selfies on an island with Drake, Diggle and Lyla got a kid on the way and on top of all that Detective Lance got that promotion. Lance’s first order of business is to let it be known that starling city fux with the Arrow. The police are no longer going to be hunting him down. Ollie you made it baby! This is what you was dreaming of back on Lian Yu kid! We Here. We here now!… except the fact that you lost your company, your moms and… well we aint gotta get …