Banshee: All The Wisdom I Got Left Recap

ROAD TRIIIIIIIIP. This week we’re on the outskirts of Banshee aka No Chill City. Hood and Brock just got wind that Chayton is in the big easy fight club. Hood is scoping out the place with Brock and it’s looking straight up like a 2d beat’em up side scroller wrestling match. Basically, this fight club is Streets of Rage meets WWF Hell in a Cell match. After one fighter beats the other (I assume they were the undercard match) Chayton comes out to fight the winner. Now when I say Chayton comes out, I mean he came out like Triple HHH’s entrance in WWF. Chayton had this dude whooped in like 40 seconds then locked eyes with Hood in the crowd before giving this guy his patented (literal) Neck Breaker which he now calls “The Widow Maker” which made Hood come at him for his soul. Hood jumps into— Alright If I am going to do this I gotta go into my Jim Ross color commentating mode. “MY GAWD LUCAS HOOD JUMPS INTO THE RING AGAINST CHAYTON! RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS! AND A BIG CHOP FROM CHAYTON LITTLESTONE! DOWN GOGES HOOD. DOWN GOES HOOD. BOY I TELL YOU WHAT HOOD IS STILL FIRED UP FROM SEEING CHAYTON SEND SIOBHAN KELLY STRAIGHT TO JESUS. THIS MAN CHAYTON IS SICK(which could arguably be due to everything the white man has done to his people which made him retaliate to such extreme measures). CHAYTON PICKING HOOD UP— LOOK AT THE MASSIVE STRENGTH OF THIS MAN. IS HE- YES CHOKE SLAM DOWN ONTO THE UNFORGIVING CONCRETE FLOOR. THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF!

MY GAWD, HOOD IS IN A …