Banshee Recap: A Cabin In The Woods

Season 4 / Episode 1 / Cinemax Finally we back up in this muhfucker, man. We’re back in the town that stay trying to replace Gotham City as the hardest place on Earth — Banshee, Pennsylvania. We see Brock rocking that sheriff’s badge and walking through FernGully and Carcosa from True Detective to wind up at this abandoned cabin. He’s checking the place out with the nine out, turns the corner and sees muhfucking Grizzly Adams holding the shotty to him. Brock gotta be embarrassed that this Paul Bunyon muhfucka got the drop on him then he realizes, it’s none other than the former Sheriff Hood standing before him with with the Unibomber beard on one hunned. Hood goes with Brock downtown to the police precinct and sees it’s a legit place now. It’s been about 18 months since Hood dropped off the grid and things have changed. Bunker sees Hood and can’t believe that it’s him… probably because the long hair and beard make Hood look like one of those white dudes that proclaim that they’re Jesus Christ returned to Earth. YOU KNOW THE LOOK I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Hood knows he’s in custody because there must have been a murder. Yeah, Banshee ain’t change that much. We find out there’s a murder — Rebecca (Proctor’s niece) GOT FUCKING GOT. I’m talking True Detective/Red Dragon got. These show runners don’t give a fuck, man. Anybody can get iced. I’m like, “Yooooooooo they got Becca, man? Bec’ got hit up for real?” She was last seen at the cabin Hood was located at. Somebody been getting t…