Banshee Recap: Tribal

Season: 3/ Episode: 5 / Cinemax Alright, at this point I’m convinced that if we were to walk in on the writing and production team for Banshee, we’d open the door and get hit with a huge cloud of smoke rushing out the room (fog machine) and see everyone standing in a circle clapping rhythmically with someone in the middle shouting “These fan(shees) think they know whats comin’ in episode 5? Nah son. You know what we bout to cop? Ratings B. You know what we bout to deliver? Excellent story telling and mutha fucking pathos. Who got pathos like us in the game right now? NOBODY! the meeting then ends with everybody doing the “Otis” high note then shouting out “WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!”. All of which is to say, this episode is sicker than whatever the fuck you got on your DVR right now! “WE MUST PROTECT THIS SHOW!!!!” We open up in the hardest city in America at the police station with Lucas Hood sayin, “Wait… *hears music in the background* Does anyone else hear that outside? Somebody bumpin Jay?” then Hood realized it was the “U Don’t Know” remix ft M.O.P. and told everybody to hit the fucking deck as Chayton Littlestone is outside shouting “AND MUTHA FUCKING WE COMIN’ // A HUNDRED MILES AND GUNNING!!!” before getting underway with his indie sequel to “Assault On Precinct 13” and proceeding to empty clip after clip of bullets at the police department.

Hood makes sure his bae Siobhan is good, then bear crawls to make sure his work wife Alma is good cause he still don’t know…