Banshee Recap: We All Pay Eventually

And you say, No Chill City. We’re opening up with Job being interrogated by the hacker that works for The Colonel (or as Oz calls him, “Evil Guile”). Well we say “interrogated,” but really dude is torturing Job by fan-boying…

And you say, No Chill City. We’re opening up with Job being interrogated by the hacker that works for The Colonel (or as Oz calls him, “Evil Guile”). Well we say “interrogated,” but really dude is torturing Job by fan-boying over him. My man talking to Job recounting hacking into the NSA to delete some wet works operatives, the time he ripped of banks and gave their money to charities, when Tony Stark admitted he was the ghost writer for all his Stark Tech, and who could forget the time he made the biggest comeback in Street Fighter history at EVO 2k4 when he (playing as Ken under the alias of Daigo) had no health left and blocked all his opponents special attacks. Job gets thrown back in with Sugar and Carrie mad pissed off. Sugar asked if he was good, and that was the wrong question. “What kinda dumb ass question is that?” Dude started sounding off on all of Carrie’s aliases thinking she sold them out. Carrie gave him the “DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICCI BOBBI” face. Job: You out her fucking the marks — What the fuck else you tell him? Carrie: Oh? Oh, you think I talk’d? IF I AIN’T SAY SHIT ‘BOUT THEM JEGGINGS YOU GOT FROM CLAIRE’S BACK IN ’03 THEN WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DONE SAID SHIT NOW?!? Job: SUCK MY TIT! THEY WERE CHANEL AND YOU KNOW IT! Sugar: AYO, AYE BODY — Wait, did she say jeggings? I mean — YO, SHUT THE FUCK UP!   “If Carrie talked all 4 of us would be dead. We still alive, so she good… and let’s all agree to leave jeggins in early 2000’s please” P…

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