Captain America: Civil War Trailer Just Dropped!!!

“Sometimes, I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.”-Tony Stark in a 3 piece suit. [dropcap1]H[/dropcap1]appy Thanksgiving you beautiful non-registered enhanced heroes! Sometimes you goin’ about your gotdamn day complaining that you gotta work the day before the holiday and sometimes you open up a web browser and see that the most anticipated Marvel movie/ storyline to date just dropped it’s first trailer. For the record, Captain America: Civl War is six months away, but I’m headed to my local AMC theater with stadium seating and the soft betta leather seats to wait this shit out. “Bruh, you here for Star Wars already? Why are you dressed up as a giant panther? What does Wakanda have to do with The Force?” Mind your damn business pleb, I’m here for Bucky trying to rip the power core out of Iron Man’s chest!

Sorry, got my blood up on that one. Listen, I’m here for this shit like baked ziti and summer dress weather. They’ve changed some things up of course from the comics (which they are wan to do) as it seems there is less (but some) focus on the Superhero registration act and more about Cap protecting his rehabilitated friend Bucky, Formerly the Winter Soldier. The government is coming after him BECAUSE HE WAS A STRAIGHT UP TERRORIST IN CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER. Let’s not forget that Steve. At any rate, Tony is on the side of the Government (which is true to the comics) and says there should be some checks in place because that makes them different from the ba…