Does the New Justice League Trailer (Upward Inflection) Actually Look Good?

Justice League drops in a little over a month and the new [final? I hope it’s final] trailer slid in like the bootleg man at the barbershop. And, like deals with said purveyor of purloined films, I’m not sure if buying into this is gonna leave me with a shitty version of my faves. But, sis, this trailer looks good. Finally, after 5+ hours of combined screen time, we see Superman smile in a world not washed in the sepia tones of urine. Praise, because Henry Cavill and his square ass jaw look good. Lois walks up on Clark in his farmer finest as he fondles the new cornstalks on the Kents’ Smallville homestead. [Second watch sidebar: Does Cavill-Clark got a donk or nah cause the way that flannel is sitting…]. But it was all a dream. The world is fucked up and Lois ain’t got nobody to split her rent with. Das sad. Superman is dead and not even the good Reverend Jackson could keep hope alive. And the white people are scared. The only non-white people we see are Cyborg and Aquaman so I’m just gonna assume that all the rest of us saw trouble coming and got the hell outta dodge. But in reality, I’m side-eyeing tf outta the production team for this bullshit in 2017. Anyway, Batman had a dream. And in that dream, he saw Parademons [those weird bumblebee monster looking things for folks outta canon] fighting the Amazons [Wonder Woman’s people for those still outta canon]. Somebody with an ax drops out of the sky and gives some dude the Jorah Mormont special. Those of us who watched the B…

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