Game of Thrones Recap: “Laws of Gods and Men”

Season 4, Episode 6There are Spoilers, it is known Khaleesi. Hope you all had a good Mother’s Day because I think its safe to say being a mother on Dem Thrones is about the most thankless thing you can do. Cersei got one dead son, one being stalked by his dead son’s wife and a daughter she can’t see, Catelyn just dead as a muthafucka, Daenearys…., we’ll get to Daenerys So this week, we open with two things we either haven’t seen in a while or have never seen. Stannis and the Onion Knight sailing under the mighty open legs into Braavos. On what must be the last whole ship that made it out of Blackwater Bay. That bastard is small, yo. Maybe he just trying to be stealthy about it, but I imagine it’s hard trying to claim the Iron Throne when you sailing on ships that can barely hold your big ass sails.

Stannis does what he does best, be pissed the fuck off, cuz the Iron Bank like to keep cats waiting like the cable man and shit (somewhere between 12 & 4). By the time Mycroft Holmes and his non speaking partners come out to remind Stannis he needs either an army or charm and he got neither, Davos gives a speech so great to defend Stannis, I was surprised he didn’t slip in “and the honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us…” Basically, he was like, Tywin old, his bastard incest grandson too young for this game and somebody needs to gonna have to pay up

Speaking of Malcolm, welcome back Sallahdor Saan who was straight up getting his Detroit Red on in the spa

We ain’t seen this…