Game of Thrones Recap: No One

Season: 6 / Episode: 8 / HBO ***Spoilers be running through these Braavosi streets trying not to get merked by killas with bad haircuts*** Fam, if this play was on Broadway, I might pay some insane ticket prices every week just to watch Joffrey keep drinking that drank and losing that chakra. Then I’d hand my popcorn to someone outside and tell them where my seat was at. I’m good, that’s all I came for, I’ll be back next week. Lady Crane finishes getting her more compassionate than Cersei ever was performance on and finds Arya bleeding out behind the stage. She takes Arya back to her spot and stitches her up. Apparently, Lady Crane was someone’s “old lady” on Sons of Anarchy and she know all about this “you done did some dumb shit and now I gotta close your wound for you” type shit. Arya asks her about the girl that she blamed the poison on: [quote_simple]Arya: What happened to the girl that tried to kill you?[/quote_simple] [quote_simple]Lady Crane: Oh, I took a blade and signed my name across her face. Why do you ask?[/quote_simple] [quote_simple]Arya: No reason.[/quote_simple] Damn, fake Sansa on Broadway, I hate it had to be you. Look yo, as intolerant as Thrones is these days, I’m not here to critique dudes chillin’ in the woods and teaching each other how to kiss, except I’m sure there’s a lot of fraternities that got put on suspension for hazing exactly like this. But then the Dean, Sandor Clegane comes through and shuts down the frat house for good. For the record, it…