Game of Thrones Recap: The Dragon and The Wolf

Season: 7 / Episode: 7 / HBO ***Spoilers be just trying to rest peaceful in the box, but here you go, opening it and unleashing them on the queen and shit*** Here. We. Mutha. Fuckin’. Go. All the armies are in the go position fam. Unsullied chillin’ out of front of King’s Landing like they just came over to borrow some brown sugar and shit. Bronn and Jaime lookin’ over the battlefield, hoping for peace but preparing for war. Just gonna make note that this episode seemed to be obsessed with dicks. I don’t have another comment for that, just stating what it is. I love how the Unsullied got thousands of troops at the front door and Bronn and Jaime are like, yeah, this is bad. Then the Dothraki come through with the ruckus and these same dudes are like, yeah, now we’re fucked. Dothraki came through like when cats got the trap music turned up to 12 through the senior community. They do not give a damn about your sensibilities. Smaug Team Six coming through on the boat, but notably no Daenerys yet. Jon, who ain’t never been to King’s Landing looking at this shit like, I don’t know how folks be living in this cramped ass place. And Tyrion is like, nah, it’s not that bad, until the price of the metro goes up or you gotta fly out of Laguardia. Then it’s fucking terrible.

Below deck, the Hound goes to check and see if the wight is still alive dead animated. He knocks on the box and this muthafucka react like that uncle that got PTSD when you try to wake him from a nap Cersei is used t…